Jimmy Swaggert, the defrocked prostitute frolicking minister said the other day that if a homosexual so much as looked at him 'that way,' he'd kill him and take it to god. Turns out that per the LA Times, the Rev. Paul Crouch, a real greedy born again living in S. California, just settled a lawsuit accusing him of a homosexual encounter for $425K.
What say you that we introduce the two? A match made in heaven, no doubt.