A Toast to the New

Today my ex was remarried.  It was a "big deal" requiring  3days of festivities and the services of an events planner. I only had an evening of celebration but I had a champagne remembrance.  I provided the champagne.  Friends brought hors d'oeuvres and cassis to add to the champagne.  We had a toast at 6:45 and it was to: "He's her problem now."  Quite fun.

From Mason Williams, author of "Classical Gas."

Them Hors D'oeuvres

How about Hors D'oeuvres, Ain't they sweet?

Little piece of cheese, Little piece of meat!